Tag: humor
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December 06, 2007 03:42 PM EST --
Need Samples
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, . . .
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February 02, 2007 10:21 AM EST --
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest . . .
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October 27, 2006 02:40 PM EDT --
Okay, I'm hooked on facts and I came across some that really disturbed me...
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
Young children can entirely regrow lost fingertips above the . . .
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November 29, 2006 09:41 AM EST --
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, . . .
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October 04, 2006 01:21 PM EDT --
(Got this in my email one day... got a chuckle out of it)
Three priests were in a railroad station on their
way home to Pittsburgh.
Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely,
well endowed . . .
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December 15, 2006 10:41 AM EST --
10 Best Tools of All Time
Forget the Snap-On Tools truck; its never been there when you need it.
Besides there are only 10 things in this world you need to fix any car,
any place, any time.
1. Duct . . .
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October 19, 2006 10:55 AM EDT --
For this game, name a part that you'd find inside of a computer.
I'll start with: motherboard
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October 19, 2006 02:33 PM EDT --
Simple: What's your favorite Holiday Song?
Mine is: Grandma got run overy by a reindeer
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February 02, 2007 10:26 AM EST --
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm . . .
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October 04, 2006 01:09 PM EDT --
I got this in an email once and rather liked it.
Apples & Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because . . .
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October 04, 2006 01:13 PM EDT --
An email I got that made me chuckle :)
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion . . .
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October 12, 2006 09:31 AM EDT --
For all the years you have heard men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free." Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? . . .
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October 19, 2006 01:49 PM EDT --
The game is to find as many words as you can in the chosen word.
One word per post.
The word is: Restrained
I'll start with earned
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October 25, 2006 10:12 AM EDT --
This is pretty simple.. I'll assume something about the person below me and they'll either say it's true or false and then they'll assume something about the person below them.. and so . . .
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October 26, 2006 11:25 AM EDT --
New Study
A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered
that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with
their hand on the mouse.
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October 26, 2006 11:30 AM EDT --
CHINESE HOROSCOPE:
AMAZINGLY ACCURATE
<h1>Whatever you do, don't cheat!
</h1>CHINESE HOROSCOPE :
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE . . .
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November 01, 2006 11:28 AM EST --
Going from A-Z list names you wouldn't want to name a child!
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November 22, 2006 10:25 AM EST --
Alpha
Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for “doesn’t work”.
Beta
Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. . . .
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October 19, 2006 03:27 PM EDT --
For this game each post will take the letter after the previous post.
I'll start with A, the next will take B and so on. We're listing various foods A-Z.
I'll start with
A - Apple
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October 24, 2006 02:21 PM EDT --
Post all words ending in "UD".
I'll start with: thUD
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